Monday, 24 August 2009

  • Top 10 Ugly Chicks in Video Games

    There've been a few Hawt Chicks articles here in the past.

    This isn't one of them.

    The gentlemen at ScrewAttack deliver this enjoyable, profanity-laced vid full of unexpected, nauseating choices. These aren't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill beauty-challenged ladies. These are terrible, hideous abominations. Tread lightly, don't eat or drink anything while watching and let the laughs commence. There's also some informative video game trivia included!

    If you don't like disgusting displays or you're allergic to humor, move along. Or if you're impatient and want to miss out on the video hit the jump for the full list.

    10. The nurses from the Silent Hill games

    9. Birdo from the Super Mario games

    8. The prostitutes from Fable 2

    7. Mileena from the Mortal Kombat games

    6. Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie games

    5. Queen Pulsating Bloated Festering Sweaty Pus-filled Malformed Slug-For-a-Butt from Earthworm Jim

    4. Moira Brown (and the rest of the cast) from Fallout 3

    3. Mother from House of the Dead: Overkill

    2. Mother Brain from Captain N

    1. Clotho from God of War 2

    There you have it. I did not see Clotho coming. Never played that far into the game. I'm glad I didn't!

    And I was pleased as punch to see Mother Brain from Captain N represented. Wow, what a nostalgiabomb. There need to be more villainesses voiced by gay black men.


    So, accurate list, right? Are there any horrible hambeasts you feel should be on the list?

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